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Look at you go, keeping it together like a real functional adult! Celebrate your totally heroic act of not stabbing a single soul today with this adorably unhinged ribbon, complete with a chipper little smiley flower who definitely has seen some things.

Its the perfect daily award for surviving rude emails, loud chewers, group texts, and Karen-level nonsense without going full rage goblin. Whether youre in retail, customer service, or just have to interact with humans regularly, this ribbon says, I couldve lost itbut didnt. Youre welcome.

Pin it on. Strut proudly. Passive-aggressively make eye contact with your coworker.Great for gift-giving, desk flair, or collecting little emotional victories one ribbon at a time.

Because emotional restraint deserves recognitionwith glitter.

Satin ribbon, gold foil.Ribbon measures 1.5 x 6.Includes Award To: / From: printed card stock